You need to get out of the Avebury arena a bit more more Pete - you're beginning to get obsessive about the place (especially when you start calling what might just be bollocks (sorry, hillocks) 'babies' (as in Silbaby :-).

Would suggest a few days in the good company of the Cerne Abbas Giant and the Long Man of Wilmington - I'm sure they'll more than satisfy your rather unhealthy fascination with trolls and masturbation.