Dear Mr Elderford
I’m afraid to tell you that you have failed your driving test due to several unpredicted and dangerous manoeuvres. While travelling along the A40 you suddenly swerved off of the main carriageway into the private drive of a hotel where you performed an unplanned emergency stop. You then vacated the vehicle leaving the engine running and drivers door open, and then proceeded to take photographs of a small pile of stones beside the carriageway. You then re-entering the car and in an excited and agitated matter tried to explain your actions to the examiner before driving off gibbering wildly about ‘burial chambers’ , ‘Neolithic funerary rites ’ and ‘the Growing Stone’s just up the road’
I must inform you that this kind of behaviour will not be tolerated by this examination centre.
Mr. Hugh Jarse
Chief Examiner