Stonehenge was built a long time ago. Them stones is big, bigger than the ones outside Asda. Some of them come from Welsh Wales which is the other side of Bristol. The cavemen what put them up used magic. They was Druids, from France, and Merlin was they're King. They used to kill people and bury them in round barrels all around the countryside. The big stones are called Triathlons and the little ones are Blue Stones even though their not blue. People have dug up the ground and found bodies and bits of pot all broken up. Lots of stones have gone because people made bricks from them and built houses. Some of the stones have fallen down and broke on the ground. People come down at the Summer Solace to get drunk at the Slaughtered Stone and watch the sun rising behind the Hill Stone.

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