Reminds me of that old joke Brendan Grace used to tell that goes something like this:
An american tourist is sitting in the snug in Durty Nellys pub when an oul fella shuffles over to him and whispers to him 'hey, ye wanta buy the genuine schkull of saint Patrick? Its the real ting!'. The american turns and gives him a baffled and bewildered look, 'um hi there. You dont remember me? I happened to buy the 'genuine' skull of saint Patrick from you ten years ago!!'. The oul fella replies 'ah, but this is a smaller one, from when he was a young fella!'
