And another thing (he says) - if they're so damn short of money why don't they floodlight it and bring tourists in till ten at night? It wouldn't be disrispectful (he says) 'cos in the old days it would have been dark at night so lighting it up is creating something out of nothing. They'd make millions (he says).

Admittedly he's mostly pissed, but I suspect he'd be able to improve their cash reerves rather easily if they'd just ask him.