Steve, if you go to the Caption Contest thread you will see that the aformentioned offender is a self-confessed fat b*st*rd who exudes good humour from every orifice, and all he said was all I might have said after a pint or two. It was nothing, we can talk till the cows come home and apart from the odd jocular snipe no-one is going to think it's other than a great thread. Actually, I find the threads that get really specific, often between just two people, are usually the most fascinating ones. I bet lots of people agree with that.

(Jocular snipe. I like that).