Gordon, we've sussed you now. You're one of those blokes that enjoys pretending to be 'umble whilst running rings round archaeology professors.
It's a joy to behold. I hope you invite them all to the big event!
There won't be no big event if we don't get some work done. Steve wants us to dig a hole on Salisbury Plain, it's a big place, would anyone notice one little hole? I bet we could dig one six feet deep and not be noticed. Now there's a thought, Eileen, fancy a ride out into the country?