Who said anything about fantasies? That was all a statement of fact!!

If it *were* a fantasy, it would more than likely feature Nigella Lawson, soft leather, a bottle of Highland Park, a megalithic site lit by the moon, and McVitie's Jamaica Ginger cake mushed up with cream . . . :oP

Blimey. Think I need to go and lay down in darkened room . . .