Oh-ho! Why assume that when I sniff a woman, I'm being a homosexulist? I too can appreciate the wholesome goodness of a woman steeped in Shropshire Blue without getting all lebanese about it, you know. Sometimes, (rarely, it's true) I can even enjoy the smell of a man for what it is and nothing else.
Really, the way you talk, anyone would think I'm rampant old dyke - so pack it in, or else you'll frighten Rhiannon, and that wouldn't do at all.
:o)
t'chops x