With all this talk of nipples ,cocks , bollocks etc there was a distinct lack of arses which were equally as important to the ancients , our great ancestors of this wonderful country, (which we have gloriously got back ).
Part of the healing of this broken land will begin with non expert ,British hobbyists repairing these broken nodes .
See http://tinyurl.com/z75uy4z scroll to approx 19 mins .
Cough .
The fact that nobody laughs makes it even funnier .