Tiompan, you are being dreadfully unfair. I mean, what is funny about this?

We know from several other ancient sites, notably Avebury and New Grange in Ireland, that almost all of them are built on existing energies, spirals or leys. There are powerful energy nodes on this hill, and the Cerne Abbas giant is carefully placed to coincide with them. Which is undoubtedly why one nipple is higher than the other.