Hahaaaa!

Maybe it's <i>because</i> it looks like a great big stiffy that I like it so much! Eh? EH?

If that were the case, then http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/post/25792 might be more the thing...

Or I could always revert to http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/post/15462 if we're talking cocks...

Who <i>is</i> that fat bastard, anyway?

G x

(sorry - I felt my hand was forced..!)