The excrement will really hit the air conditioning when new legislation is shoe-horned in to sell off fracking rights from under the feet of current landowners. Wont those landowners weep and shreik! Diddums!

http://frackingdigest.co.uk/horiz2.htm

The only consolation is that the wheelbarrowloads of fiat currency used to purchase such esoteric things as mountains and valleys is really just skidmarked toilet paper passed between toxic banks.

They would sell you the air that you breathe and charge you to look at a view if they could.

It's hilarious. Keep breathing and enjoy the views!