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Dublin Zoological Gardens

Is this for real?

Tapirs were my personal favourite until one sprayed tapir-piss over me. I've gone off them a bit now. We were just admiring his new baby, at the safari park. I trust you didn't have such trouble 4W.

We nearly drove home with a mara from whipsnade. They are free range round the car park - we opened the car door and one got in!