Last time you sniped, you gave the impression you knew stuff, that we'd all missed, but you didn't actually get round to explaining what it was. Perhaps you could explain.

Hurry though, I'm just off to a picnic some people are holding to mark the anniversary of the Silbury collapse. Count the years, one, two, three, four, five. And yes, it has finally been officially admitted that the collapses ARE ongoing.

Explain it to me. Now's your chance. I'm misguided. Put me right.