this is my real name !

That cloud in 198?, that came from the Ukraine. I was in it. Or under it, rather. The place I'll be returning to work, this evening, still has a high count of whatever it was that was in that cloud. Half life of forty two million years.

it makes your hair stand on end !

And, by the way, I appoint you as the official photographer of the 'cupmarked stones of the Knar valley'. You've got the map. (Quick Search - Knarsdale) If you see any pictures of these stones - anywhere - you must say 'hey - that's my copyright !'. The farmers are so out of it, on sheep dip chemicals allegedly, that they'll believe your cover story of being Dr Trudy Strudel-Hunter, of Leipsig University.

(they believed mine)