Moth wrote:
Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)
Just to continue the penis analagy, I'm pretty sure mine is all wood! :D
Sanctuary wrote:
Rumour is that Goff couldn't wait to get his hands on his :-)
Hah! Don't believe everything you hear! ;)
I don't know if the original poster would want to be reminded of it, so I'll anonymise it...
Anonymous wrote:
A man walks into a jewellers and slaps his todger on the counter. The female assistant looks him straight in the eye and says ‘Sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop’. The bloke replies –‘ aye, well get a couple of hands on that then’
(c) Chubby Brown c.1872
I'm really sorry, I’ve resisted the urge to post that all day.
But couldn’t resist it any longer.
Can't believe that thread was 9 years ago!
G x
