A Martin Bull?
Nah, I was thinking of the 'Big Red Beast' of NickBrand Megarak 'fame' to see if I could shake him out of the woodwork. Doesn't usually take much. Especially when it's me, or someone impunes 4x4s - 2 for the price of one!
They are (of course) essential in Scotland. ;^)
But Nick's got short hair anyway....
love
Moth
PS If that doesn't do the trick, he must be out of reach of a pooter!