My pal - the one I describe as 'Fat Dudley' - met the website designer in a Jesmond bar, maybe three, four years ago. In the Cradlewell, on Jesmond Road. He thought she was great and, by reverse-engineering that sentiment, I concluded that she was 'short of a full load' - allegedly, of course. In further context there is a standing stone, on its side, on the university campus, by the roadside. This has a little plaque saying it's not really prehistoric and that it's just a glacial erratic found on site during an early phase of construction. The movement of the glacier caused it to be deposited upright. (Signed, all the geology dept.)