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Silbury Hill trespassers

goffik G
goffik Jan 9, 2013 14:27:17
Replying to CARL

A far less intrusive option would be a lift up the centre of it. A massive opportunity was missed when the old shafts caved in!

So: a lift up the middle, and astroturf. Those are MY ideas, so if anybody uses them I want a cut of it!

And a cafe up the top.

Hang on - how about a funicular railway?

G x

N nigelswift
nigelswift Jan 9, 2013 14:34:01
Replying to goffik

A gibbet on top would be nice. With trespassers hanging from it. Like in the old days.

S Sanctuary
Sanctuary Jan 9, 2013 14:39:10
Replying to goffik

goffik wrote:
A far less intrusive option would be a lift up the centre of it. A massive opportunity was missed when the old shafts caved in!

So: a lift up the middle, and astroturf. Those are MY ideas, so if anybody uses them I want a cut of it!

And a cafe up the top.

Hang on - how about a funicular railway?

G x

Oi! I've already claimed the cental lift idea and I'm having an ice-cream stand on the top. I will of course be selling giant CONES, white, with a green sprinkle over it and the path made of chocolate buttons :-)

What other stands/stalls should we have?

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