Anyway Silbury isn't about size, its is degree of sophistication and the organisation required to build as well as put the tea on, iron, and answer the phone without burning yourself...
You forgot the bit about the devil and the posset of milk VBB.Y'know, there might be a bit of a shift in the time continuum here. The devil being English Heritage and the posset of milk some projected reference to Skanksa tea-breaks :-)