Zoos are a bit old fashioned as places of entertainment these days, people want something with a bit more zing to it, so how about -

1.) Ban anyone without an engineering qualification from speaking about it and erect a big sign saying This is Now an Agenda Free Zone.

2.) After a couple of months, when a competent stabilization firm had thoroughly fixed it and the five year farce had finally ended, build a temporary TV station on top and run a series of commemorative 3 hour live shows called "Hang on can you explain that again" with Jeremy Paxman.

3.) After that, erect a gibbet on top with another sign, saying Hang on till you CAN explain it.