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Silbury Hill

Silbury Sheep competition

Pete G P
Pete G Feb 5, 2005 17:48:53
Replying to VenerableBottyBurp

I think they need the special short left leg and long right legged variety that can only walk one way around the hill like wot haggis do! (not those short right legged bastards that run around clockwise bumping into sheep coming the proper way.)

PeteG

N nigelswift
nigelswift Feb 5, 2005 18:26:07
Replying to Pete G

Hahahahahaha!
Two complete crackers in quick succession, a rare TMA moment.

N nigelswift
nigelswift Feb 5, 2005 18:30:49
Replying to Pete G

So let me get this right, you two want Heritage Action to write to EH telling them the sheep won't work and they'd better get an anticlockwise mammoth...

P Pilgrim
Pilgrim Jun 18, 2005 20:38:49
Replying to Pete G

Obviously, there's only one breed of sheep that fits the bill:

Angled Saxon (they produce lean meat!) and are inclined (it's getting worse) to invade - travelling by gravy boat (that should keep the juices flowing) to new pastures where the lambast the local populace into submutton to them.

Apparently EH are producing a Dalek that wipes out all alternate theories and hovers over the hill ranting "Excavate! Excavate!"

Sorry: sunstroke!

Pilgrim

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