We had a real live tornado up here a couple of months ago. I'd like to say it was one scary mother but it wasn't.

Impressive though. It was the fourth I've seen in the same 2 mile stretch of road. Britain's biggest tornado crossed at the same place in the 1920's. I have a theory that the nearby Abberley Hills generate them.

Now I'd like you to say there are tornados near Silbury, but you won't.
I'd like to see an old speckled hen in a tornado.