Would we need to learn pidgin pigeon in order to instruct the pigeons to drop their load in the right place? Or would they instinctivly home in on any large orifice, whether here in Britain or even in Ireland, that needed to be plugged?
Like everyone else here I am now busting my sides laughing at your amazing wit. If you'd been around in Oscar Wilde's day it would have be you we'd be quoting, not him. No one would have even noticed his presence. I'm truly in awe and bow down before your supremeness.