Are you coming then Mr Pipes? It'll be nice to meet you at last.
You'll have to sign the petition though, it's a rule.

Wilol you be driving down or rowing?

Not as far as from bloomin' Teesside.

I'd have offered you a lift, Gordon, but we're not returning until the following weekend. It's going to be a case of "If this is Dartmoor, it must be Tuesday".