Think we'd better stop there, by the time my description hits Scotland the TMA censors may have to step in, which would be a first.
Not necessarily. We Scots often say that when someone leaves Scotland to live in England, it will have the effect of increasing the average IQ in BOTH countries.
Please don't stop, I was really enjoying your superb blend of irony and sarcasm. At least I assume I was. ;o|
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