Just to clarify, we in North Worcestershire ain't Southerners, although it might look like it from Yorkshire.
We Midlanders are glad of the chance to lick anyone's boots and in Wolverhampton they prefer no boots at all.
Whilst we in North Yorkshire tend to focus on the Y fronts or anywhere else you may care to mention. It is a well known fact is it not, for every mile you leave london, the local IQ drops by 1.