Ferkin' 'ell, at 33 you're only just out of nappies!

Blatantly ignoring your caveat about PFJ/JPF jokes; what HAVE the Romans ever done for us? It's about bloody time somebody took a stand. You've been duly elected to paint "Romani eunt" on the nearest Roman wall. Long live the Peoples' Front for the Liberation of Antiquities.

Sorry, I couldn't resist it.