Hey Slumpy ... running the Old-ee Veggie B&B-ee in Avebur-ee ... I can shocking-lee advise Ye that some Yank-ee Druids wear nothing else!
Police man at Solstice : "Excuse me Sir ... could you ask the elderly naked Gentleman standing in the upstairs window to pop a towel on, he's upsetting the lads."
(Californian Druid aged 70 plus .... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh).
Then there was the butt naked German lady "Kan I ave a little milk pleeeeze Andrew and can you bring it up"
The naked-native American Indian transsexual and the naked hikers ....
Best/worst comment: "Andrew, conspiracy theories are destroying my marriage".
Best/worst comment: "We met at a gay Lutheran Church line dancing seminar for medi-care workers".
Best/worst comment: "I wouldn't have hit him with the blue crystal if he'd said yes to marrying me".
Best/worst comment: "I threw brandy on the cake to stop the bears burning".
Best/worst comment: "I slept in the car because of the daemons".
Best/worst comment: "What kinda vegetarian don't eat meat".