Yes, I'm afraid I have to agree with you there Clint. The Red Lion is a great pub but accommodation (for the price you pay) is definitely sub-standard.
I think it was the Swindon Room where I also stayed a few years back and the shower was absolutely dreadful (sorry Scousemaiden but it really was). And having a curfew in this day and age is really <i>not</i> on. When I stayed at the Lion we actually had to leave a friend's house in the village (before midnight I think it was) to get back to the pub before we were locked out! I'm sure a couple of doors in the right place would solve this problem. The breakfast was good though and we took ours outside. Bacon and eggs on your table and the stones in front of you - perfec' :-)