<Jane mounts a horse called 'Imagination Overdrive'>

...Xtians being eaten by lions...
...Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'...
...Vincent painting 'The Sunflowers' (NG London version)...
...sunset over the Nile...
...sunrise at Kilimanjaro...
...a orgy of gorgeous men (who all look like Harrison Ford or Kevin Costner of Johnny Depp) naked mud-wrestling...

WHOA!

<dismounts, unsaddles and runs off to take a cold shower>