Well, the Avebury toilets are now an NT fast food joint so there's a precedent. Any suggestions for a name?

Incidentally, wish I'd written this about Tintagel, but someone else just has:

Why is it i get the feeling someone is trying to turn the most romantic part of this country into Legoland. The north shore of the west country has always been linked with romance, history, old ways, and now it seams a statue waiting for its seagull crap covering. I suggest Crucifixion of the idiot who stuck that monstrosity there, backed up with semtex for the statue.