And he's a SHEEP farmer too. Someone mentioned sneaking in with a sheep skin on earlier....maybe a bad idea. Especially if that Farmer has bad eyesight.
Worst pick up line from a fella - I like your hair, its curly, can you baa like a sheep?
Unless he was a hair straightener salesman - then it was genius. Bought some the next morning.
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