Sunday Sport editorial about the Stonehenge tunnel....

All it will do is make the view prettier for tourists and please a handful of beardies whose main love is for rocks in the middle of nowhere... Just imagine how that £192 million digging up Salisbury Plain could be better spent. How many grannies with new hips, so they can walk to the shops unaided? How many kiddies freed from cramped and crumbling classrooms? How many more coppers on the beat? ...And the green beardie-weardies are certain not to be happy with whatever scheme the Highways Agency comes up with. Why? Because these nutters are never happy that's why! Even before the plans are finalised the bunny-huggers are demanding a longer tunnel - a tunnel that avoids even more piles of old rock".

Nigel
(off for a shave)