Mustard wrote:
"I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose. I'm kosher, mum. I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
Are you suffering from Portnoy's Complaint? I refer you to Page 133 and 134 of the popular guide to this condition (I am referring to the first hardback edition published by Random House). I won't be round for dinner.