The kids won't tolerate mere lumps and bumps like we do.
What? What kind of softie parenting have you been doing Goff? In my day you went to see lumps and bumps and you were grateful, or no supper for you. Kids today, tch.
Well, this is it, y'see - they've been spoilt by the likes of Avebury and Carnac. Not like in my day when all we had were The Five Knolls, Totternhoe Knoll and the like. And we were happy! Till we heard of Avebury and Carnac. ;)