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Howburn Digger H
Howburn Digger Jan 19, 2012 20:09:50
Replying to moss

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-16608068

Let us zoom ahead to the year 2018.
An old toothless pensioner completes his final putt at the Trump Municipal Pitch and Putt course on the re-possessed Menie Estate. He gets to play free on weekdays.
A hooded teenager on work experience picks up some wind-born litter from the long unkempt grass at the edge of the course. There is a future for him for there is no shortage of wind or litter in this area.
2 stray dogs are locked in sexual rigor.
A Polish Medical Student at Aberdeen University pays his fees by picking up dogshit in black plastic bags from the pitch and putt course. He smiles as he works for he has nearly completed his studies and is not in debt.
In the cold wind a snack van sports a fluttering saltire. The owner sells chips and burgers to the grateful putters.
And in the cold grey mist of the North Sea, a group of Windmill Behemoths go Trump, Trump, Trump.....

J juamei
juamei Jan 19, 2012 21:21:49
Replying to Howburn Digger

Howburn Digger wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-16608068
"His letter said: "Please understand that I am not fighting this proposal merely for the benefit of Trump International Golf Links. Instead I am fighting for the benefit of Scotland."

Hahahahahahahahaha

T thesweetcheat
thesweetcheat Jan 19, 2012 21:25:39
Replying to Howburn Digger

God, that's chillling. Have you ever thought of becoming a writer for BBC2 mini-serials set in distopian near-futures? Or are you in fact JG Ballard?

D drewbhoy
drewbhoy Jan 19, 2012 23:06:56
Replying to Howburn Digger

Good stuff, don't forget Tripping Up Trump have never stopped fighting against this tosser.

M moss
moss Jan 20, 2012 10:21:58
Replying to Howburn Digger

Howburn Digger wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-16608068

Let us zoom ahead to the year 2018.
An old toothless pensioner completes his final putt at the Trump Municipal Pitch and Putt course on the re-possessed Menie Estate. He gets to play free on weekdays.
A hooded teenager on work experience picks up some wind-born litter from the long unkempt grass at the edge of the course. There is a future for him for there is no shortage of wind or litter in this area.
2 stray dogs are locked in sexual rigor.
A Polish Medical Student at Aberdeen University pays his fees by picking up dogshit in black plastic bags from the pitch and putt course. He smiles as he works for he has nearly completed his studies and is not in debt.
In the cold wind a snack van sports a fluttering saltire. The owner sells chips and burgers to the grateful putters.
And in the cold grey mist of the North Sea, a group of Windmill Behemoths go Trump, Trump, Trump.....

Well it is one up for wind farms if it keeps Trump at bay, love the photo of him (brainless creature that he is) he looks a 'real' Highland estate owner with kilted bagpipers at his service.. be interesting to see how it all plays out.

G goffik
goffik Jan 27, 2012 17:02:19
Replying to Howburn Digger

"Donald Trump may fail to follow through on Scottish golf resort plan" :)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/18/donald-trump-scottish-golf-resort?newsfeed=true

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