Wow! That's pretty damn spot on.

Now I know what to say when people give me the look of pity when they assume I go to, say, the Outer Hebrides instead of the mythical place so many of them seem to go known only as "skiing"* because it's a cheaper option. No - it's because it's a more fulfilling holiday for me!

* As in "Where are you going on holiday?" "Skiing!"

(Disclaimer: Not that there's owt wrong if people want to go skiing, of course! I've done it - great fun! Just not as much fun, for me, as tramping through soggy moors in the hope of finding some big ol' rocks...)

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