Ha!

Yes, they're just a quarter of an hour from me. I offered to take it down there, with my gofer, but the learned gentleman said 'I am on the fourth floor and the lift only goes to the third'. This is like two years back, at least. I am supposed to be meeting him in a nearby cemetery - it's a good spot - but I know he is just going to say he is busy, when I get through to him on the speaking tube. (A go-between would be highly-appreciated). The rock is too heavy to be classed as portable. I can carry it but it is a backbreaking task - and needs the trolley. As it is so precious I look after it and don't want to bounce it round town or anything. I've taken many photographs of it - but it's difficult to get even a half-decent likeness - although I have captured it on 8mm Kodachrome film and it looks great there. It's immortal, consequently, but I would like the archaeology community to begin to discuss this motif, and to modify whatever paradigm has been constructed.

That's the long answer!

And then I found this huge stone circle - little stones, mind - and it's on the county SMR as 'probably a stone circle' and nobody has been to see it. Why?