My next door neighbour, a pensioner, has a habit of singing half the night, at the top of his voice, a favourite of his is the death song from the film "The Vikings", and he accompanies himself by repeatedly slamming a door. The wierd thing is nobody seems to mind much, apart from the local milkman, who has to be up by 3-00am.

ME...........I get told off if my telly's too loud.

Tom....A flat dweller.

PS, Lynard Skynard usually makes a good declaration of intent.