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In triplicate on my desk by 10:30!

Sounds like it was ... erm ... interesting. How many dead cats did you see?

I'm off up to Newcastle in a minute, so I might do it in the car on my nifty handheld PC

didn't see any whole dead cats, about 6 whole birds, lots of patches of feathers but no torso, and lots of odd little bits of legbone here and there

I put it down to being a rubbish tip, rather than an unusually active local chapter of satanists, but you never know ... as long as they wear high-visibility clothing and hard-hats, I don't see a legal problem ...

Health and Safety, never fuck about with that ...

RG