Now he has me on his back for the next two years I actually feel quite sorry for him. My demands were quite specific [though the Playstation isn't necessary].

Maybe a 20-ton load of Thorborough gravel on his doorstep would wake him up ? How about a Mark-Thomas-style convoy of Tarmac lorries going round and round Parliament Square ? With the final act of leaving their cargo dumped in the gateway of the House Of Commons, effectively imprisoning the MPs, a symbolic gesture considering Thornborough's likely isolation in a laqndscape of quarries and fake-lakes...