I know its not the done thing to re-post from other forums but I feel compelled to provide a public service by sharing two more gems posted on a heroic caring sharing detecting forum this morning:

1.
(Moaning about the inadequacy of a Treasure payout) -
"54 denari , got 127 quid.... 4 of us plus the landowner......... fantastic...
we did keep 28 back though, the best examples...... "

2.
"Heads up boys, the county mounty for Gloucestershire is obviously an ignorant twat. His name is Tim Grubb and he may be a qualified arky but the thick c**t is unable to read, digest and comprehend what is said on the portal page. - Archaeologists are not welcome here.
He's on here with the username of Gooner but hides his visits here. Feel free to pm the w**k*r and let him know how much you like his snooping tactics. "

(I'm saying nowt more.)