My my.. you're an easily fired up wee chap aren't you?
Yes, you are right. They are just shitty snaps. But I'm not holding them up as 'brilliant' art.
Why would I need an art teacher to show me how to use the twirl filter in Photoshop?
Nothing against Thelma, who I like but I am allowed an opinion you know Littlestone.
As for contrived... maybe you need to spend more time with your dictionary.