It might have been a man that wrote this too! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250091,00.html
Naturally, I need hardly add I think its a disgrace. There are quite enough provocative postings on this site without adding to them.
Found it quite funny misself. I mustn't be quite politically-correct enough. Oh well......
Not to sound snobbish but do you regularly read the Sun? she's 3000 years old and it looks like death agony.... ;)