Will you pardon the intrusion, but you look like one of us…
Do you have a little problem, though you've never made a fuss,
Can you find no one to listen though you shout it very loud,
Did you overhear your mummy say she wasn't very proud?

Is your employment unimpressive and your status rather quo,
Are there multitudes above you, that have risen from below,
In the matter of promotion have you come out second best,
In the pyramidal structure do you hold up all the rest?

Do you have a tiny problem that makes the ladies grin,
Do you have long hair on top but none upon your chin,
Are you seeking recognition tho' a spotty little runt….
Why not blame it on the forum then you stupid little... boy.