For some reason I'm reminded of Monty Python...

Man: I'd like to have an argument please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before...?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Well, what would be the cost?
Receptionist: Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
Man: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and see how it goes from there. OK?
Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment ... the MP forum's free, but it's a little bit conciliatory ... yes, try TMA - Room 12.

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