Dearest ann, please don't get me going on women and quotations (it'll prove even worse than science papers for eleven year olds :-) but I can't resist the following...

"Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years ago." (Shelagh Delaney)

and...

"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is, 'What does a woman want?'" (Sigmund Freud).

and...

"Woman was God's second blunder." (Friedrich Nietzsche).

I could go on but my favourite is...

"When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body." (John Vanbrugh 1664-1726).

Peace between aliens :-)