As Littlestone takes a well earned cuppa break from his gardening.

Tea, sugar, biscuit ........ and NO.... NOT MILK!!

With terror we realise his predicament, we all shout,

"Fer gawd's sake careful with the semi skimmed, Littlestone!!!"

Too, late ...... a single drip misses his mug of char and plummets headwards(tailwards) onto the chief worm.... SHPLAAT...

as a single body all worms turn ....

For the first time in millenia, the allotment worms are now operational ..